Post by Warren on Oct 27, 2024 22:47:31 GMT
DOCTOR WHO GMOD
Episode 1 - Part 1
“Doctor”
By
Warren Boyd-Hart & Sebastian Elkington
SHOOTING SCRIPT
15th November 2024
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1 EXT. MORNING. WOTS_HOUSEINTHEFIELDS. OUTSIDE HOUSE. - DAY
Outside the house, behind a Deciduous tree looking towards the frontmost door of the Building. A car is parked next to the Porch. The Camera Pans onto the car and out steps Sebastian.
SEBASTIAN
Welp… Here goes another long day of work. Wonder when I’ll actually get that promotion they’ve been promising me?
SOUNDTRACK: SEBASTIAN GOES TO WORK
Sebastian Climbs into his car and drives onto the Server highway. Slow pan to road.
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2 EXT. GP_HIGHWAY_V2. LONG STRIP OF ROAD.
There is a long strip of road. in front of a concrete wall, lay two crashed Cars, one being Red, the other white. Two policemen are standing in front, holding off a small crowd.
Sebastian rushes past as a traffic cone flies past us.
He isn’t very good at driving. He has knocked into it. That’s Why.
SEBASTIAN
AH! oww…
Sebastian Swerves as he tries to regain stability after the collision.
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3 EXT. GP_HIGHWAY_V2. BEFORE CURVE.
Just before a Curve. Sebastian’s Car quickly turns it, but skids a bit because you’re not supposed to turn while holding Shift.
Sebastian hits a Pedestrian. The Gmod death sound plays (you know the one, the BEEP-BEP-BEEEEEEEEE one, yeah.) Then they respawn, very angry indeed.
SEBASTIAN
Oops. Sorry! Won’t happen again!
CUT TO
5 EXT. RP_CITYX_007. TRAINSTATION. OUTSIDE STATION BUILDING.
SEBASTIAN
Yeah. A Ticket for one. Thanks.
Sebastian turns around to face the platform.
The Train Turns up and Sebastian Boards it. This, however, Is not seen, as the Train is blocking it.
The Train Leaves, Sebastian isn’t behind it anymore.
CUT TO
6 INT. C17 TRAINSTATION. PLATFORM.
The Train arrives and Sebastian Leaves the train to walk off the platform. He continues walking until he is out of frame.
Cut to Different camera angle, In the position of the BreenScreen, Pointing downwards as Sebastian Walks off. We can probably hear the breen voice as Sebastian walks away. Add that in post.
CUT TO
7 EXT. RP_OVISCITY_B3. MELON SHOP.
Sebastian Walks into Frame, Turns to the shop, and walks into it.
CUT TO shot of Sebastian opening up the Cashier table access… Trap Door… Thing? Not really sure what to call it.
CUT TO Sebastian checking the store’s stuff out. All the stuff. Mumbling things about how boring his job is and how nobody even comes in. (Improv this)
A Whistle is just barely Audible, getting lower pitched and louder as time goes on.
SEBASTIAN
…What’s that?
A Vending machine Crashes through the window, and smoke fills the room for a second, from an explosion effect.
(Sebastian, Don’t die in this scene, please.)
The Vending machine lays on the floor for a bit, before the Gmod Object interaction sound plays, and the Gmod ragdoll sound effects are heard.
SEBASTIAN
Whu- the… Who?
…You alright?
CUT TO scene of floor. The camera pans up to the man’s face. It’s the Doctor! He’s laying on the floor unconscious next to a GM9 Physgun. Lazy bum.
SEBASTIAN
Hello?
Sebastian impales the doctor with the crowbar to check that He’s not dead. (gmod hurt sound)
The Doctor jumps up and yells at Sebastian.
THE DOCTOR
AOW! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
SEBASTIAN
Well, uhh. I kind of just wanted to make sure that you were alive or somethi-
THE DOCTOR
WELL, MAYBE DON’T IMPALE THEM WITH A CROWBAR, AND JUST CHECK THE DAMN PLAYERS LIST!
Well, anyways, i’ve got to get back into my ship a-
The doctor turns back to see the sparking, smoking mess that his tardis has become.
THE DOCTOR
Well then… Guess I'll let the Self-repair sort that.
also sorry for yelling. I get a bit angry when people who I don’t even know impale me with crowbars.
Since I can't go anywhere else at the moment, I guess I should take a walk. stretch out these legs.
The doctor is just about to leave, when Sebastian stops him.
SEBASTIAN
Hang on a moment, you aren’t going ANYWHERE without me. You crashed into my shop and wrecked the place and you expect to get away with it scott free? Not to mention you don’t even have a permit to access this ADMIN RP server.
…How did you get in here?
…WHO ARE YOU?
THE DOCTOR
Well, I’m… The Doctor.
Play title Card.
8 EXT. RP_OVISCITY_B3. STREET.
Sebastian and the Doctor walk out of the Melon shop, tardis STILL bloody wrecked on the floor.
SEBASTIAN
So… Let me get this straight, Who the HELL are you? Now I know that you are the doctor, but you still haven’t told me your ACTUAL Name. And I kind of need that, y’know for admin profiling and all that.
THE DOCTOR
Well, I’m… uhh… I’m…
VISIBLY CONFUSED
J… John Smith! Yes! Doctor John Smith.
Sebastian stops for a moment, and turns to look at the doctor.
SEBASTIAN
Alright… John Smith. Do you seriously expect me to believe that? That has the same effect as calling yourself Michael Smith! It’s so generic that anybody would know It’s a fake name!
THE DOCTOR
Alright. You got me. I’m… The Doctor! You don’t need to know any more than that!
SEBASTIAN
YES. I DO, IN FACT. AND PROVIDING A NICKNAME WHEN QUESTIONED BY A SERVER ADMIN IS GROUNDS FOR A BA-
THE DOCTOR
dude, just look at my username.
Sebastian stops for a bit and raises a hand to his head. (this can be achieved by opening the chat menu.)
SEBASTIAN
Oh… I see. Alright then. Hang on, I just realized, HOW the HELL did you get access to this server? This is ADMIN ONLY! No regular
players can enter, even with Weird… Contraptions like the one you came in with! HOW?
THE DOCTOR
Oh, I accidentally spilled some coffee on the Control panel from the second floor.
Sebastian stops yet again and turns around silently to the doctor.
SEBASTIAN
The… Second floor. THE. SECOND. FLOOR. Alright, “DOCTOR” How on Garry’s Green Mod does a SECOND. DAMN. FLOOR, fit in a VENDING MACHINE?
THE DOCTOR
Well I dunno, I just stole it!
SEBASTIAN
YOU STOLE A VENDING MACHINE. WITH A SECOND FLOOR IN IT.
THE DOCTOR
Yup. Also It’s not a vending machine.
SEBASTIAN
Y… I… You know what I’m just not going to bother.
Under admin law the crime of stealing is grounds for a fine of 20,000 Gold Pieces.
THE DOCTOR
Eh, I wouldn’t worry about it. This was back when Models had just about 2 Polygons. Goldsrc was a wild time.
SEBASTIAN
G… Goldsrc? GOLDSRC? HOW.
HOW? GARRY’S MOD DOES NOT RUN ON GOLDSRC! HOW IS A GMOD SERVER, RUNNING, ON DAMN GOLDSRC?
THE DOCTOR
I Exercise my right to remain silent. also uhh, who are you?
The Doctor stands still as Sebastian stares daggers into him.
Sebastian slowly starts walking again
SEBASTIAN
Alright, alright.
SEBASTIAN EXHALES, AUDIBLY FRUSTRATED
I’m SEBASTIAN. Got that? Now…
Why are you here. Tell me. Don’t mess around.
There is a low rumbling sound that slowly gets louder. Suddenly, a hulking beast of corpses SMASHES through a fence, with gunfire spraying out from behind a building.
PRAC FX: DUST FROM BUILDINGS
It crashes into some pedestrians and grows in size.
SEBASTIAN
…What was that? Did you bring that with you? What did you…
SEBASTIAN PAUSES AS HE REALIZES
You brought down the server protection didn’t you.
SEBASTIAN
That’s how you got in here, wasn’t it.
THE DOCTOR
(VISIBLY REGRETTING IT)
…YEP. We… gotta go turn the protection back on.
As the doctor is too busy talking with seb, he doesn’t notice the giant corpse bloke running towards them, almost like a Gorilla.
THE DOCTOR
ok… I think we need to OH GOD RUN
OST: RUN, SEB, RUN!
The Doctor and Sebastian turn around and run, almost simultaneously.
SEBASTIAN
OK OK OK, WHAT WAS THAT?
THE DOCTOR
I’M GOING TO BE REAL WITH YOU, I DON’T KNOW!
THE DOCTOR
GET TO THE BLOODY PIZZA PLACE, WE’LL BE SAFE IN THERE!
The Creature continues to give chase to The Doctor and Sebastian, Slowly, yet surely, gaining on them.
SEBASTIAN
DOCTOR, IT’S GETTING CLOSER!
THE DOCTOR
I KNOW! WE’RE ALMOST THERE, QUICKLY!
The Doctor and Seb Pile into the Pizza Place, and quickly shut the doors behind them.
The Creature gets closer… Closer…
BANG!
CUT TO
9. INT. RP_OVISCITY_B3. PIZZA PLACE. AT ENTRANCE.
The Creature had just Bashed into the doors, shaking and rattling the Building, causing dust and rubble to fall down from the ceiling. The green mafia cashier yells at the doctor and Sebastian.
PRAC FX: DUST FROM CEILING
THE DOCTOR
Ok, I don’t know about you Seb, but that REALLY hurt! Swear I lost like 50 Hp trying to keep that door closed.
Seb?
Sebastian is passed out on the floor from the impact.
THE DOCTOR
Oh. heheheh…
The doctor grabs his crowbar, and whacks seb with it.
CONTINUED:
SEBASTIAN
OW!
THE DOCTOR
I got you back!
The doctor dies of laughter while Sebastian is cross.
(Improv the stuff they say)
Then, a bang is heard at the door, which snaps The Doctor and Sebastian back into reality.
THE DOCTOR
Seb…
SEBASTIAN
Yeah?
THE DOCTOR
I Don’t think it’s Unconscious…
Another bang is heard, then another, then another, and…! BOOM!
It’s the Tardis! now pristine and gleaming!
THE DOCTOR
Oh HELL YEAH! THE AUTO-REPAIR HAS FINISHED!
SEBASTIAN
I… WHAT?
THE DOCTOR
Yeah! Come on in!
The Doctor interacts with the Tardis, and disappears into it, leaving Sebastian possibly gobsmacked
CONTINUED:
CONTINUED:
SEBASTIAN
So, I guess i just…
CUT TO
10. INT GMWHO_TARDIS. ENTRANCE
Sebastian is now inside of the Tardis looking towards the vast, open space before him. There is a Giant glass console in the Center, Surrounded by Staircases, Pillars and Some Rings, reminiscent of the teleporter ones inside of Kleiner’s lab.
SEBASTIAN
yuh… I… You…
I see what you mean by second floor now.
THE DOCTOR
Why bless me! You’ve Changed! Ha! This is Wonderful!
SEBASTIAN
So… how does it work?
THE DOCTOR
Hell if i know! Already told ya, I STOLE it!
Sebastian WANTS to tell the doctor off, but he is Far too awestruck to even reply. He just circles around the room, silently looking upwards.
THE DOCTOR
So, Seb. Where do you want to go?
Sebastian Breaks out of his trance and turns to look at the doctor.
CONTINUED:
SEBASTIAN
you WHAT.
THE DOCTOR
Yep. This baby can go ANYWHERE! from the deepest of caverns to the shallowest of… bins, listen we just need a place to go to where we’re not in danger if we bring the protection down.
Sebastian looks around the room a bit more before suggesting an idea.
SEBASTIAN
We could… Go to one of the old abandoned admin bases? They’re pretty secure, even when the protection’s down.
THE DOCTOR
Y’know what, that’s actually not a terrible idea, LET’S GO!
The doctor whacks a couple buttons with his crowbar, before the time rotor starts time rotring.
THE DOCTOR
Oh… Wait no that’s not the correct month, oh dear.
SEBASTIAN
WHAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WRONG MONTH?
THE DOCTOR
Well, I May or may not have set it to January.
SEBASTIAN
pardon.
The Tardis shakes and rattles before the landing gong plays.
The Doctor opens up a panel in the floor.
THE DOCTOR
Oh would you look at that, the LUA Fluid Links are empty. Maybe… we can find top-ups out there?
This is a lie, but the viewers and Sebastian don’t know it yet.
SEBASTIAN
The, The what? well i guess so.
THE DOCTOR
Well, yeah… the lua… fluid… links. Everyone knows about those. yeah.
Come along now.
The Doctor leads Sebastian out of the Tardis.
CUT TO
10. EXT. GWHO_FLATGRASS_CONSPIRACY. DAY. BEHIND FENCE.
Sebastian and the Doctor step out of the tardis, into a grassy field with a Concrete platform in the center.
They are behind some Large shipping containers.
The platform is surrounded by Various Props, some being hoisted by a Crane. Cars roll past, carrying Boxes and Coils of Rope. As they do, Sebastian looks at them and then looks at the Platform in the middle of the map.
SEBASTIAN
Hey… I’ve never seen this map before. What is it?
THE DOCTOR
Oh… this must be GM_FLATGRASS in its construction phase!
Hold on… Why do they need this much stuff to make a simple platform?
…And why are there armed guards?
Sebastian and the doctor look at eachother, before turning to walk to the side. As they do, a gruff Italian voice is faintly arguing, before a crossbow shot sound plays, followed by the sound of props glitching together. The Green mafia member gets thrown to the left of the screen while yelling. Some boxes topple onto him.
UNNAMED ADMIN
Alright, Project flatgrass Revision 12 Complete. Get back to work, everyone. Got a lot more to do.
CUT TO
The Doctor and Seb are walking Behind some Containers, some cranes are loading Various coils of rope and Crossbows. They are being sneaky, and trying to not get spotted by the guards.
DOCTOR
I’m guessing that if the Lua fluid links are ANYWHERE…
They’d be near that suspiciously Resource-intensive Platform over there.
And, of course, We better steer clear of the guards.
ANTHONY
a-hem!
DOCTOR
H.
Hello…
I’m… The admin… certified… secret base inspector, i'm here to… inspect your secret base! Yeah!
The Doctor is audibly stumbling over his words here, because he doesn’t know what to say to convince the admin.
SEBASTIAN
Yep, Can confirm, yeah, totally an admin base inspector.
ANTHONY
And… Who are you?
SEBASTIAN
Sebastian. Thats who i am.
Anthony Looks at Seb and The Doctor, and Steps back.
ANTHONY
Oh! Seb! It’s me, Anthony! We played Nine Tenths together a Couple games back!
SEBASTIAN
Anthony! Thought I’d never see you again!
…Can you let us thr-
ANTHONY
no.
THE DOCTOR
Too bad. I’m gonna inspect the hell outta this
The Doctor inspects the slab with a stunstick. it's obviously not a stunstick, it's a sonic screwdriver. he finds a secret button hidden, presses it, and the slab opens.
THE DOCTOR
ooh what’s this here!
heh… heh heh… Seb, GET OVER HERE!
The camera is placed inside the stairwell, looking upwards.
Sebastian walks over and looks inside.
SEBASTIAN
Oh. That’s where all the materials were going.
The Doctor is all excited and Giddy, and runs inside.
THE DOCTOR
‘Scuse me, Coming Through! Hee he hee!
SEBASTIAN
DOCTOR COME BA- nevermind.
The camera changes to a ground view, eye level with Sebastian, and a Person goes Flying up in the air with a barrel attached to them. play the gmod collision sounds.
SEBASTIAN
It wouldn’t hurt if I just… Left him…
Sebastian hears a crack followed by The Doctor Screaming
SEBASTIAN
There's the answer to that.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THE DOCTOR (Faintly)
MY EARS BURN!!!
SEBASTIAN
what an idiot.
SEBASTIAN
I’M COMING DOWN!
Sebastian walks down to see The Doctor Ragdolled on the floor.
SEBASTIAN
That’s what happens when you run down the stairs.
THE DOCTOR
Sorry, so sorry about that, I’m still on regeneration energy. Gets my kind a bit l-
SEBASTIAN
Hold on, Hold on, what is regenerat…
Sebastian and The Doctor notices several admin guards staring at them.
SEBASTIAN
That’s not good. Do you think we should, you know -
THE DOCTOR
Ight umm hello chaps i'm the admin certified admin secret admin base… admin… inspector. yeah.
SEBASTIAN
just make a run for it.
The doctor looks around deciding which is the best direction to GET OUT, and stupidly picks to run further into the base.
THE DOCTOR
Come on seb! Let’s get the hell out of her-
As The Doctor runs, He trips on the floor and ragdolls face first, obviously high on regenergy.
SEBASTIAN
oh, you donut. we’re done for now.
The several admin guards all converse with each other about what to do with this seemingly LUA-drunk lunatic.
RANDOM ADMIN
…should we, uhh, ban him or just kick him out?
ANOTHER ADMIN
I don’t know. Seems drunk as hell.
What do you say we keep him here?
THE ADMIN FROM BEFORE THE ADMIN BEFORE
Yeah. Can’t do much harm, just gotta keep him away from Hangar 17.
The Doctor slowly turns to Seb, and then whispers to him.
THE DOCTOR
Now you know my method!
The Doctor starts stumbling towards the elevator, moving at an uneven pace.
When The Doctor reaches the elevator, he presses the button and the elevator starts descending.
Shot of the elevator coming down, seen from above the ceiling lights, close to some fans.
Cut back to Elevator doors, they open and then The Doctor flops out.
SEBASTIAN
Come on… Let’s… get you… to the… medical… Bay?
Sebastian is audibly making stuff up as he goes along
Sebastian and The Doctor walk into a corridor, which leads into a Hallway full of Hangar doors, Which seems to stretch on for miles, or at least until the render distance ends.
SEBASTIAN
That looks like it. (staring directly at the large sign saying in all caps HANGAR 17)
A giant metal door (kind of like a garage door) opens revealing loads of failed admin experiments (and some props foreshadowing episodes).
SEBASTIAN
Let’s See what’s in here…
Create a shot of the camera moving through the hangar, objects stacked in front of it and the Tardis Crew moving through the Hangar.
Occasionally the hangar creaks from being underground. Sebastian notices 2 odd pepperpot-esque casings deactivated. He goes close to one, moves its head, the eyestalk activates for about 2 seconds (maybe spurt out a line along the lines of EX… TER MINA-) before deactivating again.
SEBASTIAN
AH! Ohh, my ears!
D.. Doctor? What was that?
THE DOCTOR
no. not here too.
SEBASTIAN
Doctor?
THE DOCTOR
OH thank goodness it’s deactivated I nearly had a double-heart attack there haha that was pretty startling wasn't it Sebastian haha!11!
SEBASTIAN
Yeah. lets not speak of that again.
ANTHONY
Hello? have you forgotten about me?
SEBASTIAN
AAA oh my- you came with us?
ANTHONY
Yup. Why wouldn’t i?
SEBASTIAN
Oh yeah, sorry about rushing into the base without permission. The Doctor was looking for some LUA fluid links, whatever those are.
The Doctor looks behind him and sees Anthony, and jolts back, and screams as well before realizing it’s Anthony then settling.
THE DOCTOR
Oh. Hi. Would you mind telling me Why we’re not allowed in Hangar 17, Perchance?
Anthony looks at The Doctor, then to Sebastian, and then points to the comically large canister where THE CREATURE is stored.
THE DOCTOR
Well. That’s just Wizard.
ANTHONY (quietly)
what the hell do you mean “wizard”
THE DOCTOR
What… What the hell is inside that?
ANTHONY
I’ll be honest, Even I Don’t know.
THE DOCTOR
…I Kind of want to have a look inside, don’t you?
ANTHONY
I’ll… Stand back. Just keep a safe distance and you should be fine.
SEBASTIAN
Doctor. isn't that the thing that nearly killed the both of us before that vending machine of yours came in and saved us?
THE DOCTOR
Well… We Can’t be sure.
ANTHONY
Hold on, hold on, How can you have been nearly killed by that when nothing has gone in or out of here in, What, Seven months now?
SEBASTIAN
Uhmm… Nothing, Nothing.
The Doctor Turns and starts walking towards the container, which is glowing Green and filled with some sort of viscous liquid. Various props float about in it, some congealed into a fleshy mass stuck to the bottom.
SEBASTIAN
Doctor. should we even get near that? that thing could y’know, break out? there's probably one too many films about this EXACT situation.
Doctor?
Doc- oh, he’ll figure it out.
The Doctor continues to approach the Canister. When he gets closer, Anthony remembers.
The thing that Anthony has remembered is the fact that he was there when they were conducting the Ragdoll Collision Experiments, and they threw the waste into containers to observe the prolonged effects of Collided Ragdolls.
ANTHONY
Don’t… Don’t touch that!
I… I know what’s In there!
THE DOCTOR
Oh! What is it?
ANTHONY
It’s… Blended-together corpses that have been Welded to each other, with a Steam Core in the center. Could be VERY Radioactive. Don’t touch it.
THE DOCTOR
Eh, Handled Worse.
The Doctor looks towards A Crate, and his Gravgun Glows.
ANTHONY
no, NO DON’T!
The Doctor throws the crate at the Container, and it Shatters instantly.
The room is completely dark aside from some rotating alarm Lights. The only sounds that can be heard are the ringing of alarm bells, the Spilling of the fluid, and the Loudening growls of whatever was immersed in it.
SEBASTIAN
Okay. Now we know for sure that is the thing we saw.
The Doctor was the closest to the Canister, so when it broke, he managed to get a good look at it.
THE DOCTOR
OH YEP IT IS. RUN.
The Doctor, Anthony and Sebastian start running Out of the Hangar Corridor, and More people start following them.
This isn’t an organized evacuation, but rather a Stampede. For the people inside know that whatever got out, was enough to trigger the Red alert.
The camera shots are quite short, and Quick to convey the sense of urgency to GTFO.
Many people clamber down the Scaffolding, Desperate to get into the elevator. Some make it, including the Tardis Team. But the others are left behind, Trapped down below with THE CREATURE.
The Tardis Team manage to make it to the surface, in a state of panic and shock as they try to rationalize what happened.
SEBASTIAN
Why would you.. Why… Why would you do that! Why did you decide the best idea was to lob a crate at that thing? You managed to make a vending machine that is bigger on the inside for Gabe’s Sake, yet you lob a Box at a CLEARLY dangerous creature, and allow it to escape!
THE DOCTOR
Uhh… For the funny?
SEBASTIAN
…Alright. Idiot! DOCTOR, THINK! WHY DOES YOUR MIND WORK LIKE THAT?
THE DOCTOR
Anyways, Let’s get back to trying to think of ways to beat this thing back in Octoberrr… oh. isn’t here yet.
ANTHONY
THE HELL YOU MEAN “BACK IN OCTOBER?!” WHAT ARE YOU ON ABO-
SEBASTIAN
Hey, what about those fluid links?
THE DOCTOR
Oh, uhh… I lied. We don’t need them, I just wanted to have a look around.
SEBASTIAN
oh. Well we just caused some mayhem for 0 reason other than you wanted to go for a walk. Bravo.
THE DOCTOR
Hey, Hey! We didn’t cause all that for nothing! We learnt where that thing came from!
ANTHONY
Um sorry I’m not following, what?
SEBASTIAN
Just Cover us until we can get in that vending machine. we should be able to stop it.
ANTHONY
What does a vending machine have to do with any of this?
SEBASTIAN
You’ll See.
The Tardis Team starts to make their way to the TARDIS. They are stopped however, when they realize that there is the sound of Banging coming from the door.
SEBASTIAN
I don’t think it’s given up on us yet…
Sebastian, The Doctor and Anthony start running quicker now, desperate to get away from THE CREATURE.
THE DOCTOR
QUICK! QUICK! I REMEMBER WHERE I PARKED IT! FOLLOW ME! QUICK!
The Tardis team come upon a large fence with a hole in it. The Doctor Leaps through like there’s No Tomorrow, and runs off.
ANTHONY
What… Seriously? THROUGH the gate?
SEBASTIAN
What's the matter Anthony, Ever taken a shortcut before?
Sebastian proceeds to do an unnecessarily elaborate parkour to get over the gate.
ANTHONY
Alright. I can do this!
Anthony jumps straight onto the gate, and ragdolls instantly.
ANTHONY
Ow.
Anthony pulls over a box from the side, then just jumps on it and Over the fence. Less elaborate than Sebastian’s.
Outside the Platform area. The TARDIS is parked next to a Dumpster. There are sounds of Clinking metal coming from it, because The Doctor is messing around in it.
ANTHONY
Hello? Anyone… In? I can’t Believe I’m saying this to a vending machin- AH! WHA- HOW.
Anthony has witnessed The Doctor get out of the TARDIS.
SEBASTIAN
Oh. Yeah. It does that. I don't know how that works. Come on!
The Tardis team clambers inside. Anthony is evidently Blown back.
CUT TO
11 INT. BIGGERGTARDIS. LOOKING OUT FROM DOOR.
ANTHONY
Wow.
THE DOCTOR
Just “Wow?” Not anything else? maybe a “It’s bigger on the inside!” Or something like that. Favorite part of someone new being here.
SEBASTIAN
Still quite new here, never gonna get used to the fact YOU FIT A SECOND FLOOR IN A VENDING MACHINE.
THE DOCTOR
Yep. he’s not lying! Anyways, now that we know where that Thing came from, Where to, lads?
SEBASTIAN
Back to the future. That's where I came from.
ANTHONY
Hold on, Hold on. Are we going INTO the future, Except we don’t have a plan or know a way to defeat these chaps, and will PROBABLY get banned. Y’know. We can respawn and such but if we’re banned we’re done for.
SEBASTIAN
Probably use the Weld tool to try and add stuff to it and see if it combusts. Trust me, I Know the Gmod 9 Physics engine.
ANTHONY
Don’t trust it, But fine.
THE DOCTOR
Alrighty then! Off we go!
The Doctor rushes to the TARDIS console, and whacks it with a crowbar, Dematerializing it.
The TARDIS shakes, and Anthony is Clearly startled.
SEBASTIAN
About the Second time I heard that. I still have no idea how that works. Hey doc, can I get some ice cream?
THE DOCTOR
Whu- What the hell is Ice cream?!
SEBASTIAN
How do you not know? I always get it in Bognarida’s Harbour Server!
THE DOCTOR
Oh. Well I haven’t been there. Might go there one day, though I have a bad feeling that we’re gonna have to go there out of Tragedy. Must be wrong though.
As The Doctor foreshadows TWOTS, The Martian Sting plays. The Doctor Zones out.
SEBASTIAN
Doctor? Doctooor? You there?
THE DOCTOR
Ah, Right, yeah. Let me Land.
The Doctor Lands the TARDIS, and Walks out.
THE DOCTOR
Come On!
CUT TO
11 INT. RP_OVISCITY_B3. INSIDE PIZZA SHOP
The TARDIS has landed right where it took off, and THE PIZZA SHOP IS IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES. Rubble covers the floor and smoke is pouring out from every piece of it. The room is foggy and a fair level of Hazardous.
THE DOCTOR
…Oh Dear.
END PART 1 HERE.
Thats it. thats the episode. DO NOT LEAK OR ELSE EXTERMINATION IS GUARANTEED.
