Post by Warren on Oct 5, 2024 10:36:58 GMT
> Doctor meets seb
> Bigass monster corpse bloke killing everyone
> Oh shit
> Gotta go stop him
> Whoosh off to early 2005
> Off to find where he began
> Oh look it’s MKultra!
> Oh gigglefart they’re experimenting with the physics engine
> Bollocks mate they’re flying all over the place
> Oh good flying Cornelious john gigglenut the third they’re mashing corpses together
> Sentience
> Fuck off mate they’re walking
> Ok now we know we gotta use the weld tool to fuckin blow it up because gmod 9
> Back to mid 2005
> WHWEEEEEE
> Back in oviscity
> Bollocks the flesh guy is a biggun now
> Gonna have to weld a lot of shit
> Trackmaster?! Oh wait he’s just watching shit
> Ok now seb grab your weld gun
> antonblast that fucker
> Oh shit it fuckedfup
> RUN SEAB
> In an alleyway where all of the drugs happen
> Seb remembers playing quake 1
> Docta we need to blow him up
> Alrig docter teleport me in
> Seb what the hell
> Ever played quake 1 before?
> The doctor has a brain blast
> Bazinga
> We use the todis
> But oh shit the tardis is all the way over there (2 meters away)
> Time to hold shift, seb!
> Wait we need a distraction.
> bombs!
> Seb enables caps lock like an idiot
> Run
> Oh bollocks they saw us
> I’ll go up to the balcony and distract the fucker
> stranger things season 3 their ass using dynamite and shit
> Seb is now in the tardis
> Umm how
> How tf
> Lets try this lever
> OHG BOALOGS
> Oh wait
> What bout this one
> Hooray we in the apartment
> DOCTEH GET THE FOK IN
> Boom bang explosions, seb tf did you do
> Okay now we teleport
> Vworp vworp
> Kabloowey!!!1111!
> Ight seb that was fun wasnt it but now you have 2 choices. Go back to your house and continue ya life, OR, come > > with da docta and go have fun!!!!111!!
> Umm well uhh docta i kinda wanna umm
> Ok ill come
> YIPPPEEEE
> Roll credits fuckwit
