Post by Warren on Aug 22, 2024 22:04:39 GMT
>Be me
>Be in the shop
>See a cool Wand i Like
>Ask my parents if I can buy it
>They hear something
>They turn around
>Lanky dude with a purple suit and top hat careening towards me
>wtf.wav
>Dude is going 2000 kmh
>how tf am i not dead
>he hits me
>i slam into the wall with the might of zeus
>the dude turns to me and says 'HA HA HA HO'
>he nicks the wand, doesn't even bother paying
>Turns out and hauls ass out of there.
>He was never seen again
